| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Realale Volcano | 7 | 2 | 20 | 50.00 |
| 2 | Piwo Poznań | 7 | 0 | 17 | 34.00 |
| 3 | Kernonibbles | 7 | 0 | 16 | 32.00 |
| 4 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 7 | 0 | 14 | 28.00 |
| 5 | Tabasco da Gama | 7 | 0 | 14 | 28.00 |
| 6 | Chicken KyiV | 7 | 1 | 11 | 27.00 |
| 7 | Spartak Attack | 7 | 1 | 11 | 27.00 |
| 8 | The Usual Suspects | 7 | 0 | 12 | 24.00 |
| 9 | Fungusspor | 7 | 0 | 11 | 22.00 |
| 10 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 7 | 0 | 11 | 22.00 |
| 11 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 7 | 0 | 11 | 22.00 |
| 12 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 7 | 0 | 5 | 10.00 |