| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Usual Suspects | 30 | 3 | 47 | 109.00 |
| 2 | Spartak Attack | 30 | 2 | 48 | 106.00 |
| 3 | Piwo Poznań | 30 | 3 | 45 | 105.00 |
| 4 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 30 | 2 | 46 | 102.00 |
| 5 | Realale Volcano | 30 | 0 | 49 | 98.00 |
| 6 | Chicken KyiV | 30 | 1 | 46 | 97.00 |
| 7 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 30 | 1 | 43 | 91.00 |
| 8 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 30 | 2 | 39 | 88.00 |
| 9 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 30 | 3 | 35 | 85.00 |
| 10 | Tabasco da Gama | 30 | 3 | 31 | 77.00 |
| 11 | NOnibbs FU | 30 | 1 | 35 | 75.00 |
| 12 | Fungusspor | 30 | 0 | 35 | 70.00 |