| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 24 | 2 | 38 | 86.00 |
| 2 | Piwo Poznań | 24 | 2 | 35 | 80.00 |
| 3 | Spartak Attack | 24 | 1 | 37 | 79.00 |
| 4 | The Usual Suspects | 24 | 1 | 35 | 75.00 |
| 5 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 24 | 2 | 32 | 74.00 |
| 6 | Realale Volcano | 24 | 0 | 37 | 74.00 |
| 7 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 24 | 1 | 33 | 71.00 |
| 8 | NOnibbs FU | 24 | 1 | 32 | 69.00 |
| 9 | Tabasco da Gama | 24 | 3 | 26 | 67.00 |
| 10 | Chicken KyiV | 24 | 0 | 33 | 66.00 |
| 11 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 24 | 2 | 27 | 64.00 |
| 12 | Fungusspor | 24 | 0 | 24 | 48.00 |