| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Realale Volcano | 3 | 0 | 7 | 14.00 |
| 2 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 3 | 0 | 6 | 12.00 |
| 3 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 11.00 |
| 4 | NOnibbs FU | 3 | 0 | 5 | 10.00 |
| 5 | The Usual Suspects | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9.00 |
| 6 | Tabasco da Gama | 3 | 0 | 4 | 8.00 |
| 7 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 3 | 0 | 4 | 8.00 |
| 8 | Spartak Attack | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6.00 |
| 9 | Fungusspor | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6.00 |
| 10 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6.00 |
| 11 | Piwo Poznań | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4.00 |
| 12 | Chicken KyiV | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4.00 |