| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Realale Volcano | 9 | 0 | 16 | 32.00 |
| 2 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 9 | 0 | 16 | 32.00 |
| 3 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 9 | 1 | 13 | 31.00 |
| 4 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 9 | 1 | 12 | 29.00 |
| 5 | Spartak Attack | 9 | 0 | 13 | 26.00 |
| 6 | NOnibbs FU | 9 | 0 | 13 | 26.00 |
| 7 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 9 | 1 | 10 | 25.00 |
| 8 | Piwo Poznań | 9 | 1 | 9 | 23.00 |
| 9 | The Usual Suspects | 9 | 1 | 8 | 21.00 |
| 10 | Chicken KyiV | 9 | 0 | 10 | 20.00 |
| 11 | Tabasco da Gama | 9 | 1 | 7 | 19.00 |
| 12 | Fungusspor | 9 | 0 | 6 | 12.00 |