| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Spartak Attack | 34 | 4 | 56 | 132.00 |
| 2 | Realale Volcano | 34 | 2 | 61 | 132.00 |
| 3 | Fungusspor | 34 | 4 | 52 | 124.00 |
| 4 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 34 | 2 | 52 | 114.00 |
| 5 | Kernonibbles | 34 | 2 | 52 | 114.00 |
| 6 | Tabasco da Gama | 34 | 1 | 53 | 111.00 |
| 7 | Chicken KyiV | 34 | 2 | 49 | 108.00 |
| 8 | The Usual Suspects | 34 | 1 | 51 | 107.00 |
| 9 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 34 | 3 | 42 | 99.00 |
| 10 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 34 | 2 | 42 | 94.00 |
| 11 | Piwo Poznań | 34 | 1 | 44 | 93.00 |
| 12 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 34 | 0 | 34 | 68.00 |