| Pos | Pld | Red Cards | Yellow Cards | Bastard Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Spartak Attack | 38 | 4 | 66 | 152.00 |
| 2 | Realale Volcano | 38 | 2 | 70 | 150.00 |
| 3 | Tabasco da Gama | 38 | 3 | 62 | 139.00 |
| 4 | Fungusspor | 38 | 5 | 56 | 137.00 |
| 5 | Phallus Saint-Germain | 38 | 2 | 62 | 134.00 |
| 6 | Kernonibbles | 38 | 4 | 54 | 128.00 |
| 7 | AFC Biscuit Munchen 1978 | 38 | 4 | 51 | 122.00 |
| 8 | The Usual Suspects | 38 | 1 | 54 | 113.00 |
| 9 | Chicken KyiV | 38 | 2 | 51 | 112.00 |
| 10 | Los Blancos Mierdas | 38 | 2 | 48 | 106.00 |
| 11 | Piwo Poznań | 38 | 1 | 48 | 101.00 |
| 12 | Anthrax Amsterdam | 38 | 0 | 41 | 82.00 |